Pandora & Potemnkin by Bittermause
status: Available
Pandora & Potemnkin thumbnail  Sex: Female/Male
 Height: 5'4"/5"6
 Created: May 9, 2008
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Bio:
Name: Pandora Caramia
Age: 21
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 120 lbs
Occupation: Former gang member turned pharmacist/amateur "surgeon"
Weapons: syringe and wooden mallet

Pandora is the head manager and owner of PanPot Pharmaceuticals. Like any responsible pharmacist, she orders/sells prescription medicine, and an assortment of medical supplies. She even offers treatment for those who are physically wounded, with no medical insurance necessary.

She gives her 'patients' only the best of care, but her services don't come easy for those she considers rude and assholish. If she catches someone doing something she absolutely hates ( which happens VERY often ), she will take it upon herself to make that person's life a living hell in one of two methods;

The least damaging method is when she conducts a 'peer to peer therapy' session with the perpitrator. ( peer to peer therapy is just her fancy way of saying 'mentally fuck with the bastard until they cry 'uncle'. ) These sessions could range from taking the person on 'stress-relief' vacations, mowing their lawn at 3 in the morning, hang out at their place for an uncertain amount of time, etc. If she feels they learned their lesson, she moves on to the next opponent, leaving the other person with little scars or bruises. The second method is the most gruesome, as it involves her going on a violent tirade and torturing her opponents in the most disturbing ways imaginable.

Pandora's weapons of choice is her constantly growing collection of syringes and her 7 foot tall, 100 pound wooden mallet. Each syringe she carries with her contains a deadly liquid that can either disarm or mutilate her opponent. The effects can range from common cold symptoms, to making an opponent's skin melt off their bones. Her mallet is used for smashing people and objects, of course.

Her personality is rather eccentric and colorful. To her patients, she is a charismatic and sweet soul, always shooting the breeze or making jokes to ease their minds. To the strangers in the outside world, she is a bitter little asshole.

Although she appears intimidating, Pandora harbors some weaknesses. She despises the idea of recieving physical and emotional effection, and cringes at the thought of romantic interludes. Children and senior citizens, no matter how much grief they cause, she refuses to lay a violent hand on them.

Name: Potemnkin
Age: 22
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 135 lbs
Occupation: Former pothead turned Pandora's faithful assistant
Weapons: Winchester shot gun

Pandora's personal 'igor' whom assists in the PanPot Pharmaceutical. He's in charge of inventory, running the registers, counting the till...the usual financial end of things. He was once an average man, going to an average college, hanging out with average friends and smoking average weed. How he ran into Pandora was by unfortunate coincidence, as they both attended the same college and stayed in dormitories that were right next to each other. Being the average idiot that he was back in the day, Potemnkin would beg Pandora for money to buy dime bags on a day to day basis. Pandora's patience with him eventually ended, and gave him the ultimate punishment; a labotomy which left him in a state of self-drooling, moaning and slurry speech. Even though the results left him with a communication handicap, he discovered a colorful variety of hidden talents he never thought he posessed. He is able to play the piano, tap dance, paint breath taking landscapes, and can handle a shot gun with ease.

Unlike Pandora, Potemnkin is very friendly and polite to everyone and doesn't mean anybody harm. He only attacks when he is commanded to, and hates to get violent. He prefers to hang out at the pharmacy or at their apartment then get in on Pandora's crazy therapy missions.
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