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status: Dead
Last seen: June 16, 2008 in
SDT: 2008, Finals
Bio:
--SDT '08--
Jakob is a snide, antisocial nerd. He's lived by himself for a few years since his mother died of a rare illness, one that he's gotten through heredity. Unable to afford the cure, he's risking it all on winning the Speed Death Tourney's prize money.
ROUND 1- Killed the murderous animal duo, the Barnyard Butchers, at the site of their most recent slaying. He kept Ed's kitchen knife as a chilling memento.
ROUND 2- Killed the man whose nightmares come to life, David, with repeated blunt force trauma. He kept the radioactive, cursed bat that David had inherited from Sebi the Immortal.
ROUND 3- Killed the homicidal Windows Vista robot, OSbot, with his cursed bat. Or did he?!
ROUND 4- He didn't! OSbot killed him. :(